Thursday, December 15, 2022

Carbide Die Maker Humor 2022!

 Welcome to the latest instalment of the Carbide Die Blog humor section. Share this must see stuff with your tool and die shop buddies and any machinist fan!


new machine
When someone crashes the new machine.

Hand Wrench
Every handyman needs one!

 For all those tight tolerance tool and die guys... you all have worked with him.
Tight Tolerance
Tight Tolerance

Cats and dogs, night shift vs day shift... and of course machinist vs. engineer, these are the true rivals of the world!
Machinist Vs.
Machinists vs the world.

Not machinists, but close enough. Just make the wrench calipers.

Machine School
aka: Machinist School

And for all those of you who make carbide dies and tooling.. yet have to struggle explain it to the general public.
Carbide Dies Makers
The Die Maker at a party.

When the die shop owner needs something.


Machinists
Run all the machines please.

When your machines coolant lines are clogged have the new guy go grab the coolant snake!

Machine Snake
Machine Snake

When you start thinking maybe carbide dies would last longer that the old steel dies.

Carbide vs. Steel Dies
Carbide Dies vs Steel Dies

There's always one of these guys in every machine shop!

Tungsten Carbide
Tungsten Carbide Tools

Not really tool and die, but funny as hell!

Wood Chipper
When you get your used wood chipper from Fargo.

We need one of these at the die shop!
Tool Dog
Tool Dog!

Remember when they said we were all essential workers?
Machinists
Tool or Die.

The machinist in its natural habitat.

Machinist Garage
Machinists Garage


Thank you everyone! Looks like we are going to make it through 2022! We will be back with more Tool & Die humor next year!

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