Carbide Die Maker Humor 2022!

 Welcome to the latest instalment of the Carbide Die Blog humor section. Share this must see stuff with your tool and die shop buddies and any machinist fan!

When someone crashes the new machine.

Every handyman needs one!

 For all those tight tolerance tool and die guys... you all have worked with him.

Tight Tolerance

Cats and dogs, night shift vs day shift... and of course machinist vs. engineer, these are the true rivals of the world!

Machinists vs the world.

Not machinists, but close enough. Just make the wrench calipers.

aka: Machinist School

And for all those of you who make carbide dies and tooling.. yet have to struggle explain it to the general public.

The Die Maker at a party.

When the die shop owner needs something.

Run all the machines please.

When your machines coolant lines are clogged have the new guy go grab the coolant snake!

Machine Snake

When you start thinking maybe carbide dies would last longer that the old steel dies.

Carbide Dies vs Steel Dies

There's always one of these guys in every machine shop!

Tungsten Carbide Tools

Not really tool and die, but funny as hell!

When you get your used wood chipper from Fargo.

We need one of these at the die shop!

Tool Dog!

Remember when they said we were all essential workers?

Tool or Die.

The machinist in its natural habitat.

Machinists Garage

Thank you everyone! Looks like we are going to make it through 2022! We will be back with more Tool & Die humor next year!

Machinist Humor 2021 edition

 Ladies and gentlemen it that time again, here's you're 2021 Carbide Die Blog machinist humor!

This one is a bit to true :)

The End Mill to End All End Mills

First CNC machine. First crash.

LOL, please someone tell "them" about this.

It is great to see an artist that is a master of his craft to the point where he machines his own instrument! Bring back tool shop!

LOL!!! 

STFU.... Thanks boss!

Thanks for visiting this installment of Machine Shop Humor, check out our other installments on the menu to our left.

Now make some parts, not scrap!

-The Carbide Die Blog

Machine Shop Humor - 2020 Edition

 Welcome to ye olde machine shoppe humor, Covid edition! We will start with machine shop tools 101...

Machine Shop Tools 101

Here's the world's largest drill bit... or a monument to all those shattered drill bits.

Carbide Drill Bushings Needed.

and if 2020 was a machine...

Lathe Down!

And when it's time for the repair work... 

Machinists and Electricity

and how manufacturing works!

Manufacturing

Happy 2020 machinists, carbide die makers and manufacturers.. Good luck and be safe out there!

Carbide Die Holiday Ideas

Are you trying to think of some ideas for what to get that carbide die maker for the holidays? Do you want your wife to wear a shirt proclaiming her love for tool and die? Here's some cool gift ideas you can find on the web. Just search for carbide die Christmas / holiday or tool and die gifts.

Actually, only one person should get this as a gift. There can only be one.

Form fitting too! 

"Trust Me"

Probably the funniest on this list!

Santa is a tool and die maker FYI!

Thank you everyone and enjoy the holidays from the Carbide Die Blog!

Die Maker Life

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When you're out of tolerance, every industrial die maker knows this feeling! The job was done quickly, but then the inspection squad comes in and .... ugh..

Grinding

Tool and Die Fact #1

A machinist

Tool and Die Fact #2

Tool and Die: Where this might actually be said.